I laughed so hard at some of these I started
Maybe we should make a site like this
for our own Chuck, or maybe Lance.
Here are some of my favorites:
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC,
claiming Law and Order are trademarked
names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard.
There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris's hand is the only hand that
can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch,
HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them
down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite.
Chuck Norris bites frost.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
They are not all good but some are jems.